YOU HAVE SPENT SIX POUNDS
The young lady’s phone rings. She speaks briefly to someone and then hangs up.
“Sorry, I need to shoot off. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day’ she says with a smile whilst walking away.
“By the way’ she adds spinning round ‘if you seen a guy in a yellow ‘crew’ t-shirt tell him you’re the person who ate pie with Jayno. He’s my boyfriend, and I’ll make sure he sorts you out for being so generous!”
She walks out of the library, just as The History Of Apple Pie begin to play…