You catch up with Kenny and he shows you a big smile revealing a gold tooth and pats you on the back. He takes you to a local pub. "Your round pal' he says and gestures faintly to the spirit section of the bar, the barmaid clearly already aware of what his order will be.
The afternoon rolls on with you tied in to the round with Kenny, further complicated by the arrival of some of his friends
You have spent THIRTY POUNDS
The crowd is friendly, albeit it slightly threatening, but after a couple of drinks you feel loose. In the hub-bub of the pub you slowly forget the reason you made the trip to
A pool competition kicks off and, being out of money, you wager the only other
thing left in you wallet - your Long Division ticket.
You lose your LONG DIVISION TICKET.
Afternoon soon turns into evening and at some indistinguishable point in time, you head out into the night. All around are people with Long Division wristbands and T-Shirts. The city centre is alive with activity but all you can do is stumble back to the train station and head home to bed.
YOU MISSED LONG DIVISION - YOU LOSE!